OLD SCHOOL CELEBRITY SEX TAPES !

Wow can you believe it ? I mean celebrity sex tapes get released often in the past few years alone we have seen Paris, Britney, Colin Farrell and countless other's but, allegedly there is a tape starring the greatest guitar player of all time Jimi Hendrix in all his glory . Check out the article from CNN .
DJ RICH

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Vivid Entertainment is releasing a sex tape allegedly starring Jimi Hendrix.

A biographer of Jimi Hendrix says he's seen the film and doubts the man in it is the late guitarist.

The Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company said they obtained the sex tape from a memorabilia collector.
The 11 minutes of footage, reportedly shot in a hotel room about 40 years ago, features Hendrix -- or someone who looks like him -- engaged in various sexual acts with two women. (READ MORE)

HEY CRABMAN

What does Jason Lee have to do with Orbit Rock you ask ? Well nothing really but, it is my blog and I'll write about what I want to . If you take a step back (go ahead) Jason's hit comedy " My Name Is Earl" on NBC has everything to do with classic rock music though . Jason's character Earl would be right at home drinking a Budweiser listening to "Slow Ride" in the trailer park . As a matter of fact alot of the music featured on "Earl " is of the classic rock variety so check out a full list of songs by clicking (HERE) . The show not only feature's great music while being hilarious in Earl's ongoing quest to appease karma by crossing off wrong doing's on his list (Earl's List) it also has a message which is simple enough "Do good thing's and good thing's will happen to you " I like to think that is true to so kudos to this surprisingly hit comedy from Jason Lee and NBC for putting something on the television like this because it is risky . Imagine ten years ago when Friend's and Seinfeld ruled the your "Must See TV" . Never in a million year's would we imagine a show cast with a trailer trash hero, a dumb brother (Ethan Suplee) , the red necks ex wife (played perfectly by Jaime Pressley), The hottest cleaning lady on TV, Catalina (Nadine Velazquez) just in case you don't believe me here she is . See I told you . That comes to my original reason for writing this blog , I was going to start featuring women that I thought were ridiculously good looking once in awhile and I started thinking about two Nadine being one of them and my all time favorite woman Alyssa Milano . Which brings me to the fact that both of them are on "My Name is Earl" which is not to say there are not other women my god Jaime Pressley herself deserves a week on Rich's list. I am including picture's of all three of them just because I love all of you . All in all this is great show and should be put on all of your list's to watch from here on out . And when you get the chance check out the official site and find out why the crab man is my favorite character. The site is here (My Name Is Earl) Oh and before I forget remember you guy's owe me, three for the price of one this week here is Jaime Pressley .

VELVET REVOLVER AND YOU !?

Velvet Revolver is looking for a new singer since Scott Weiland up and left his boy's holding the proverbial mic in theirs hand's without a front man . We all have suggestions mine is this guy pictured to the right . He was pretty good the last time those guy's played together. OK, OK I'll stop turning this into a Gun's blog only . I seem to be able to interject them into almost all blogs . So if no the aforementioned guy to the right, than who ? Well in all honesty maybe you . Yes The have advertised online for a singer if you have the chops and are insane as it seems to be a prerequisite to work with these guy's check it out this article on andpop.com . So you ask don't they have show's left to fill ? Yes and here is a quote from Slash ,"I'm not gonna name any names, but a bunch of well-known people will get up and sing some songs, and then also bring up a couple people that we think are pretty good and might sing a couple songs," Slash said. "So it'd just be for fun." That sound's cool who could it be if not Axl (let me wipe my eye a bit ) I have a few suggestions
1. Ronnie James Dio - just because that would be the best to see the ride the tiger .
2. Lemmy - Lemmy is god and don't you forget it !
3. Don Henly - hahaha I just wanted to type that sorry
4. Chris Cornell - His super group just split up did they not ?
OK well we all know that that list is ridiculous with the exception of Cornell none of that is working . You know what though there is only on possible solution and we all know who it is . Sadly though ego's will never allow that to happen although we know that in the grand scheme of thing's the money they would make might be able to make it happen . Please for the 16 year old boy in me just do it .

MOTLEY CRUE TO RELEASE NEW ALBUM

Motley Crue is back at it . A Tour entitled Cruefest (with Buckcherry,Papa Roach and Trapt), a new single the title track of the new album "Saint's of Los Angeles" is released first on the video game Rock Band and what does it all mean ? I enjoyed Motley Crue when I was a kid in the 80's and when I am visiting my local gentleman's establishment nothing brings me greater joy than to hear the opening motorcycle sound's of " Girl's, Girl's, Girl's " the title track of the Crue's 1987 album, while handing out singles to girl's working their way through college . I recently read the appropriately named biography of the band "The Dirt" It is one of the best Rock bio's to read and you should buy it now (Buy The Dirt ) but, am I excited about the return of the Crue ? Not particularly . Why? You ask. Let me count the reason's . One I heard the new single and while it is not much different than any older Crue song's it does not excite me as much as older Crue song's because well it's not different and I am . I am older and when old band's release new material most of the time they forget that the people that cared about them and what they stood for ( in the Crue's case sex, drug's, and rock and roll ) care about different thing's now and while we may like to reminisce while listening to older Crue we could care less about new Crue . Reason number two I really hope this does not mean every awful Glam Metal, Hair Metal or whatever you choose to call that bastardization of rock music in the 80's decide's this is a good idea. The last thing I want to hear is Bret Michaels decide's to release a new Poison album . CC Deville was ugly in 1986 with makeup can you imagine seeing him now ? Here is a picture to remind you just in case you forgot . Where is Axl when you need him did he not send all this garbage out the door back in the day . This is when the break up of Velvet Revolver and return of Stone Temple Pilot's become's even more important because Axl can save us once again from the impending doom that is the return of Warrant, Winger and Poison by just making up with Slash and the boy's and returning to the top where they belong . So it all come's back to the the Crue though and here is my final point by reading "The Dirt" which was awesome I realized there is not a band I could care about less while still liking them if you get what I mean . I dig some of the old music but, I care nothing about them besides maybe Nikki who seem's like a good dude . So in ending CC please don't pick up that guitar and talk to me .

DJ RICH

STP ANNOUNCE 65 DATE'S

Call me skeptical but, Stone Temple Pilot's have announced 65 dates in the US during 2008 as a reunion tour. I have seen this band live and they put on a great show and Scott when sober is one of the most charismatic frontmen going . I just have my doubt's as to whether he can pull it off without relapsing . Here is hoping they do do and you all get to see what a good live band they are . I myself have my finger's crossed that they make it to my area with Scott in one piece . DJ RICH (READ MORE)